First Poost

Last night I took a surprisingly lengthy shit at work.

I was working late, having produced a live evening show, and decided to put the icing on the cake by producing something of my own. I expected it to be a quick "slider", having felt only the slightest pressure in my intestines, but boy was I in for a pleasant surprise!

It started as predicted - a long, sleek snake was charmed out of its basket by the soothing dull echo of public washroom acoustics. It danced hypnotically before finding its slumber in its porcelain waterbed.

Suddenly, it was joined by friends from its erstwhile home. Were they spawn, from their now absent mother? Or brothers-in-arms, which never leave a fallen foe behind?

Regardless of their perogative, it was quite the pleasant crap. A consistent texture and colour throughout, from the initial turtlehead of the primary log to the closing pinch of the waning tube.