Faeces Remain Consistent

This afternoon I again took one of my just-come-home shits. This defecation event had a similar consistency and sponginess as the previous scatshot. However, it was closer to a liquid than a solid, almost liked greased-up congealing rice pudding. (Only, y'know, brown, germ-ridden, and stinky.)

I may sound quite disdainful towards liquishits. I suppose I oughtn't; they have a big advantage over hardcore chunkies and their firmer brethren. Even if the borderline diarrhoeic stuff comes out like rabbit shit, it comes out easy. That's a big thing for me. I do enjoy a good lengthy egestive session, getting more and more involved with the experience with each additional millimetre you tough it out. Regardless, there are some times when I'm in the mood to just shit as quickly as possible and get off the pot. This was one such occasion, and I'm glad that my faeces followed through.

Wipes required: approximately 6; 3 for the bulk and 3 for the remnants.
Food consumed prior to defecation:
LUNCH: chips (freedom fries to you Yanks); beefburgers
BREAKFAST: toast with Marmite