Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Pain in the arse

When I sat down to take a shit this evening, I was worried by a persistent pain that felt located approximately an inch above the top end of my buttock crack. The sensation was like that of tearing, of tissue being repeatedly twisted and rended apart. It was moderately painful, but did not impede my excretion in any way. As such, I can only assume that it was an unimportant and transient pain.

My point is this: never understimate the importance of warming up before taking a protracted shit.

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